No one had the slightest clue that Grandma was a Firebender until the day of the wedding, when the hungry crowd completely ignored her pleas to form two lines.

Because there was no organized scouting program in Benjamin's neighborhood, he was left to his own resources, which eventually took a very extreme turn.

Gary was incredulous that the drive-through cashier would actually ask to see his driver's license.He was like, "C'mon lady, just give me my burger."

Life was good. Sure, there was still the conjoinment bit, but dammit, they were a lifeguard.

It was an awkward moment, but Sheila couldn't help but smile. After all, it was the biggest snot bubble any of them had ever seen.

Kip was an easy going guy. He didn't have a problem with the early hour, the over dressing, or posing for photo after photo in that cold random field. But the rifle. He really could not fathom why Didi was holding that darn rifle.

Group photos. There's always someone with their eyes closed, or making a funny face, or just looking in the wrong direction.

Gary's lifelong hatred of accordion music stemmed partly from his brother's nightly marathon practice sessions, and partly from getting his fingers crushed in the bellows during that first family accordion photo.

For Reggie, it was never about the primal beauty of the day or the location. It wasn't even about the company. It was simply about the boots.

Canine star found living in alley behind Home Depot. Worried and angry fans call upon dog's former co-star to intervene. He's Your Dog Charlie Brown!

I found it! Apparently it's been hanging on a cubicle wall in the office building where I work. I know it's not World Peace, but it's a start.

His sausage mouth voiceless, pancake man had no choice but to watch the knife and fork descend upon him with his bananas wide open.

Smack in the middle of a rollicking rendition of Red River Valley, Edwin suddenly wonders if he remembered to tie up his horse.

Myron was convinced that, once again, he had been subjected to an unfair lineup.